“We have the best police cars out there, period. Just don’t expect them to be like Crown Vics or something!!”
“If General Mattis can drop such a surprise on ISIS and get the love of fellow Americans, I’m sure that my MOAB will have the same results on my people.”
“Yeah, sometimes we end up cracking someone’s face or have to drag them on the floor while people record us, but we get the job done,” said a representative with United Airlines, who is the training chief for the program.
“I figured that if Pres. Trump could get so much results with one simple bombing attack, I should have too…maybe comparing Tomahawk Missiles to pepper spray wasn’t the best choice.”