“No ugly women should be beheading people, that’s left to us dirty, flee-infested men”
“We are responsible for poisoning the minds of the infidels by using CNN to pass as many fake news as possible. You American’s deserve it and shall burn in hell,”
“Yeah, sometimes we end up cracking someone’s face or have to drag them on the floor while people record us, but we get the job done,” said a representative with United Airlines, who is the training chief for the program.
“In a unanimous decision the judges from the CCA conceded that the “poor’ and “affected ” criminal had every right to cross state lines and ask for refugee status from that state.”