Announcement: Space-Road Closures for Princess Leia’s Funeral Procession

The following is a service announcement in reference to the passing of Princess  Leia Organa of Alderaan, who died tragically on December 27, 2016. The Inter-Galactic Police Department will perform a procession with the Princess’ remains thru the width and length of the galaxy; from Tatooine, Hoth, and even Endor, where a ceremony will be conducted by members of the Imperial Senate.

Officers with the Royal Galactic Force (RGF), accompanied by soldiers from the Storm Trooper Division, who agreed to a cease-fire for the memorial celebration, will provide safe passage for the Princess’ body. There will be an extensive and numerous attendance from members of many of the parliamentary factions of the galaxy. Intra-galactic roadways along the old Death Star will be shut down in recognition of the procession. Please find alternative routes to avoid congestion, as many of her fervent followers, even some from a far planet called “Earth” are expected to be in attendance.

Princess Leia leaves behind many great friends and family, such as one Han Solo, Luke Skywalker, Chewbacca, R2D2, and many others. “She was my best friend and I will miss her tremendously; very much, very much…” said a humanoid robot that identified himself as C-3PO.

Police Blotter Five-O mourns the death of this fearless hero and leader and asks others to join in solidarity to ensure that her legacy against the Dark Force never ends. May The Force Be With You…. Leia!!!


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